Good day my children,
For me, one of death’s simple joys is when I spy a past Grimmfest gem available to watch on one of the 250 streaming platforms (the wi-fi in this graveyard is surprisingly good).
But who has time to go through and see what’s on what?
I’ll tell you who!
Your rotting, undead friend The Reaper is here to guide you through the wilderness and tell you where you can find some treasures of Grimmfest past…
(If I’ve missed any, let me know! Just go on the socials and summon me, and this is purely ones you don’t have to pay any extra for)
SATAN’S SLAVES wait for you on Shudder and you can UNEARTH some true horror, sit in on a serial killer group session in VICIOUS FUN. More viciousness awaits in FOR THE SAKE OF VICIOUS, a scare camp becomes a little too real in RUIN ME and something’s after your baby in STILL/BORN.
Be careful of picking up THE PASSENGER, you can watch MEGALOMANIAC, see what’s lurking under the SUITABLE FLESH, if you find out that DAVE MADE A MAZE do not enter it – but watch the film, it’s fantastic and have a Christmas to remember with THE SACRIFICE GAME.
Dark British humour is rife in the underrated killer clown flick STITCHES, grab a ticket because WE’RE ALL GOING TO THE WORLD’S FAIR and do you dare venture into THE CELLAR?
If you haven’t experienced THE SADNESS, you really need to.
Watch out for some GIRLS WITH BALLS, and you’ll be checking your entire house after I SEE YOU.
Don’t play games with the HOMEWRECKER, and enjoy the worst DOUBLE DATE two guys could experience.
Travel down the SWEET RIVER for some shocking secrets, order a pizza and run into a bit of SATANIC PANIC, and our very own overlord Simeon introduces us to the WHITE SETTLERS.
Then turn on the radio at TEN MINUTES TO MIDNIGHT…
On Now you can find out how to deal with bullies in PIGGY, isolate during a pandemic only to find you have company in THE HARBINGER, don’t cross a witch or SHE WILL, beware of LITTLE MONSTERS and go back to post-Civil War America in GHOSTS OF THE OZARKS.
There’s danger at sea in HARPOON, look behind the industry curtain in CLAPBOARD JUNGLE, help a wounded soul in THE RIGHTEOUS, spend a grimy night at HOTEL POISEDON, don’t trust your eyes with LIFECHANGER and take a road trip you’ll never forget with THRESHOLD.
A SERIAL KILLER’S GUIDE TO LIFE is there for when you just need a helping hand.
That’s it for now Grimmlins!
I’ll update this when stuff gets added or stuff gets removed, think of this as something you can check in on to see what past Grimms are there for your streaming (or screaming) pleasure.
Until next time…